Friday, May 06, 2005

Dirty Dogg Dave aka Dental Office Slut gets some free publicity...!!!

Ok, so with all the banter that goes back between Dirty Dave (blog name: Ok…I’m lost) and I, it’s about time that he be introduced to the world. Plus, being the huge egomaniac/attention whore that he is, he loves nothing more than to see his face splashed everywhere. Haha! Ya know I luv ya Mr. Dave, especially since it’s just so darn fun to pick on you. Oh, and you’re a sure thing! I mean when we bicker, I always know I’m going to win the debate given my superior wit. Although, I have mastered the art of at least allowing you to think that you have a chance and that you’re in the game.

So yes ladies, Dave is quite single. Here’s the deal though- he’s a sweetheart, but a huge pain in the ass. Highly opinionated, always thinks he’s right, super stubborn and one of the pickiest men on earth. He wants a woman as hot as Selma Hayek or Giselle who has the heart of Mother Theresa and the brain of Einstein. The upside is he does have a great sense of humor, easy on the eyes, a great teddy bear presence (ya can’t help but want to hug him) and he does have a slight Southern gentleman air about him even though he’s a Yankee! Hehehe, he’s going to really not like that comment. Ok, so I’m auctioning him off to the highest bidder….What do ya say- should we start the bidding at 5 bucks? Haha.

Let the bidding begin. Hey, if I find ya a date do I get a finder's fee??? Haha! :-)

6 Comments:

Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Ok girl. Talk about trying to start a war! hahahaha

So...allow me to jump right to the "Yankee" comment! I'm trying really hard to write that off a moment of temporary insanity on your part. Surely you know better than to consider me a Yankee! Yeah right! And considering that I was born in Atlanta! Go figure! lol

Soooo....your trying to auction me off to the highest bidder eah? This is gonna be good. Sheesh, with my luck, the only way I'll draw any bid's is for the truck or boat maybe. lol And "Den of dirty delights"? Sheesh, to read your comments, one might think I'm some sort of kinky guy! Ok everyone, trust me....nothing is farther from the truth. This is just my little angel(devil) Lisa trying to be cute! lol

Ok...so. We managed to cover all my bad points...with a few extra's might I add. But I can't help that I want someone as intelligent, attractive and good natured/hearted as I? Isn't that normal? Not every princess where's a veil sweetie. lol And surely not all are as brash and hasty as you. Gaahd, I could only imagine.

Ok...so kidding aside. I think I'm actually a pretty laid back, easy going guy. I'm easy to get along with. But make no mistake, this is no personal I'm posting here to get a date. That's not my style. Sorry. lol And besides, if I were looking for a date, I'd be showing off my old 1990 Honda CRX with 200K miles....with the rust spot behind the rear tire, and maybe a picture of me in some old work clothes working in the yard or something. I'd hate for anyone to get the wrong idea based on the pictures my favorite little shit posted! lmao!(that's for you Lisa) hahahaha I'm definitely not one of those guy's who try to impress. I could care less.... I'm all about people liking me for me. And I must admit, I've always had good luck with that approach.

Ok all. Hope everyone enjoyed the pic's this little shit just posted. Now I'm off to run some errands (wonderful Friday night), then go home! Maybe even get to bed early tonight and get some sleep for once! hahaha, Doesn't that sound like an exciting Friday night?! hahahaha

C-ya!

Oh wait! I almost forgot to comment on your remark about you letting me win? I wont waste much ranting on this subject as I'm sure anyone who know's you, myself, or read's these thread's will surely know better! I need not treat everyone like an idiot by having to comment on such a subject. But good try sweetie! lol ;o)

5/06/2005 3:14 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

You do realize your entire post reeks of arrogance, don't ya? ;o)

So I don't think I really realized it until recently, but you are such a drama queen!! *lol*

Case in point:

(crying) alas....I see the error of my ways....as my heart breaks, I find myself thrusting all my strength, the very essence of my aura to my will to keep from calling one last time!
--Quoted - Dave E. Wren 5/13/02

Damn, kinda sucks when your own words come back to bite ya in the arse, eh? hahahahaha

Don't mess with a lady who saves emails. ;o)

5/06/2005 4:50 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Oh, and you're so lucky I can't find the Flower Power pic where you have the lovely pink flower in your hair. :-) As I said earlier...such the metrosexual. Hehehe.

5/06/2005 5:12 PM  
Blogger Kjersten said...

Eh, you can let the man be arrogant I suppose. Some girls like that... and if he runs into girls that don't, he'll learn his lesson soon enough! :)

5/08/2005 1:50 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Kjersten,

Don't encourage his madness! :-) Trust me it's hard enough trying to bring him back down to reality. Haha!

5/08/2005 3:28 PM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Arrogant? Sheesh....arrogant. I am not arrogant!.....well...ok, maybe a little....sometimes. hahahaha

Actually, to be honest, I never thought of myself as arrogant...just confidant. There is a "fine" line between the two.

Ok....so as far as your "quote". You should quote the whole message so people would know it was a joke. When you just quote a single line, it sure does sound different than it was meant. For example. See the following quotes.

Ok...nevermind! I just typed out and had perfectly peieced together many quotes from many e-mails etc. I too save e-mail sweetie! However, I've decided to leave those alone. It's not worth the head-ache or getting anyone in trouble... So... I'll let you slide on he quote's. ;o)

And encourage my madness? Girl please! I'm not mad...I'm insane. And yes, there is a difference! hahaha

Ok...so enough with the posting and ranting now. I actually have work to do. Unfortunately, I'm heading back to Ft. Gillem next Monday on business and have 5 million things to get a handle on before I head down.

Happy Tuesday to all! And don't listen to this mindless little girl and her mis-spoken words. Take it for what it is.....a humorous/jestful read. Designed to make you smile....hahahaha


"My Quote for the day"!!!
"Intelligence is reading and learning. Ignorance is not reading, and not learning. Genuius is reading what's important, and being able to decipher what is Intelligent and what is Ignorant."

5/10/2005 8:40 AM  

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