Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Sickly Girly....Again this semester I've been sick with one thing after another. As soon as I kick one illness, another one pops up. I hope this isn't a sign of old age. :-) Sean's in trouble though because he kicked off the lastest round. A few months ago he gave me a sinus infection, of course he healed up just fine, but me...Oh no. I end up with bronchitis about a month ago and a sore throat that I wouldn't wish on anyone. Every time I swallowed it felt like my entire body was on fire. Well, now I'm just the nasal drip, phlegm-filled, mildly severe soar throat girl. I swear I'm keeping the entire Kleenex industry in business. I'm quite the sexy one with all my many piles of snot rags. I know...Too much info. But hey, it's my blog, so I'll share what I want. :) Anyways, went to the doc today and got some new medicine. Pretty soon, I'll have enough drugs to start my own pharmacy. It's insane. I actually did get Sean to give me a little sympathy last night, usually he makes me fend for myself. Hehe. Ok, so I did get a bit more babying when I wasn't sick every other week. But, a girl deserves to be pampered and taken care of when she's not feeling well. Even if she's a little weakling and picks up every virus that comes near her. Anyways, as requested he made me a sandwich yesterday (mustard on one side only and no mayo) and an apple cut into 1/8ths. Today is the first day I've actually been able to taste food and that it didn't taste like post-nasal drip. I know, disgusting. Anyways, had some Fruit Loops this morning. Oh my goodness, so darn good!!! You would have thought I was eating a banana split the way I was savoring them. Anyways, back home now and it's time to get back to work. If anyone would like to send me get-well checks/cash/gift cards please feel free to send them to my home. Hehe.

Ok, off to do work and snuggle with Baden-boo!


Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Ouch! That sucks that your sick. Wheew! Glad I'm not! hahahaha

Ok, sorry. I know, that was low. So your playing your part in support the tissue industry eah? I'm sure they are awfully pleased with your contributions to their over-all mission. ;o)

Course....I work with a woman who is sick much more often than she is well. Now this has been the case for over 6 years now. Ever time she walks into my office to complain about the illness of the week, I generally cut it short by calling her a hypochondriac. That usually sends her sulking back to her office and save's my ears at the same time! It's amazing how powerful and convenient one little word can be! hahahaha while we're on the topic of being sick. I've been sick for the last 10 years if you count being sick of work! Maybe I should say 5 years. 10 years make's me sound old! Oh well....least I get to retire sooner! lol Sheesh.

Oh yeah...I wante to tell'll be so proud. I'm going to sell a car! See....I'm getting better. My car habbit is going away! lol

Ok.... I hope you feel better! ;) And just remember. Just because you think your sick, doesn't mean that you are. It's all in your head! I'll all be A-Otay! lol

4/13/2005 3:26 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

I should buy stock in Kleenex. I'd be a rather wealthy woman! Ooh, then I could quit my job. Gee, that'd be so hard to do, but I think I'd still somehow find a way to get throughout the day without the daily torture of evil Access queries. Don't worry Mia, if I get rich I'll be your Sugar Sibling..hehe. I'll hook ya up and my beautiful nieces and nephew.

So is this hypochondria woman you're referring to one of the many company women you've dated or left heart broken. Hehe!

How can you be sick of your job when: a) you're hardly ever there b) it affords you eight months of vacation a year c) when you do actually show up to the office it's late and you then leave for three hour lunches and head home early. Sheesh, talk about flex-time!

So which car is getting the old heave-ho? Feel free to send the new truck or SUV this way. Of course, it'd be hard but I think I could find it in myself to allow you to make the car payments. But I'll have to draw the line at insurance, I'll cover that.

Oh, and as far as being all in my head. I don't think it's in my head when I'm hawking up bigger spit balls than a baseball player. Hey, you asked for it! :P

I was so hoping the Doc would give that cough syrup with codine. Oh my gosh, that stuff is the BEST!!! I might need to buy some on the downlow. :) Hey, maybe you can hit up your old flame from the poolhall. Remember the skeezer with the drug buffet in her purse? I'm sure she could hook ya up!! Hehe. I crack myself up!

4/13/2005 6:24 PM  
Blogger Kjersten said...

Sorry to hear that you've been sick! Sometimes that's what happens when you try to be wonderwoman. You're going to have to take full advantage of the break you get between Spring and Summer classes. Fun is a never-fail remedy for whatever ails ya!

4/14/2005 1:23 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...


Did my comment ever appear on your blog. I rambled on and on. I wrote a witty commentary and poof- it's not there. :-( Ok, so maybe it wasn't that witty...but I did write it! :)

4/14/2005 3:22 PM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Ok....let's see. So much to respond to! hahaha...

As far as the hypochondriac...not, it's not someone I've dated! HA! See...I'm not as much of a male whore as you believe! Told ya!

Ok, so as far as work. Well, your right! I guess I can't argue that. I don't like working too much. It cut's into my personal time, and trust me, I always seem to have a million things to do. I don't have time to work that much. I usually try to give work 3 or 4 days a week. Well, when I'm in town.

As far as the car that's getting the heave-ho. It's one of the trucks. I've now managed to collect entirely too many vehicles, and it's become quite the head-ache. Besides....hahahaha....I want to get something different. lol Hey...we all have our hobbies. Ton's of people collect things, so I'm not that weird! :o)

And now, last but certainly not least, the skeezer! hahahaha, you kill me! That was pretty funny. It's a good thing that you know your wrong! I would not have done anything with her if I was paid to do it. Besides...I had my hand's full that evening with a certain young lady who was very much engrossed in getting very very upset with me. Sheesh...what's a guy to do. Guess there's just not enough of me to go around! :o) But as far as the drug-store in her purse. Well, I wouldn't know anything about that...but maybe if your nice, she'd give you her teeth! hahahaha

Ok sweetie. I've picked on you enough. I'll quit now.

I'm going to end this response with a question. I'm a guy who always get's what he wants. Now before you take that comment the wrong way...I mean because I'm the type who set's goals and works towards them. With that said...I've now, for the first time in almost forever, realized that there's something I want, however this "something" is un-attainable. Which I must add, I'm having a very hard time accepting. You know me...there's always a way. lol What should I do Dr. Lisa? hahahaha

Glad to see that you've curbed your use of your favorite word "Jaded"! hahaha

4/15/2005 10:21 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

You- not a male whore? Sorry, there’s too much evidence to the contrary. Haha! At the very least you’re an insatiable flirt. The best service I have ever received at Ruby Tuesday’s was when I took you out for your bday. When you picked there it seemed odd, but within two minutes of being there I knew why. Every waitress and bartender was fawning over you. They knew you by first name and exactly how you liked your drink. It was sickening. I think it’s the Southern Charm that makes the women swoon. Little do they know what a complete pain in the a** you are! Hehe. Or how insanely picky, stubborn and opinionated. Perhaps, I should use my blog to warn the East Coast ladies of your predator ways. 

You and your cars- might want to find a cheaper hobby. What about bikes? Then when you get tired of it, you can give it to me! Just make sure it’s one that’s low enough so my short legs can reach the ground. Oh, and nothing too heavy. I need to be able to hold it up without it taking every ounce of my strength.
You wouldn’t have done anything with the skeezer? Hmm…if I recall correctly you did do something with her. Ouch!! If there was kissing going on then you there was a little touchy feely stuff taking place. What man moves in for the kiss and doesn’t attempt a grope or two? And with you it’s a given. Hahaha! I crack myself up. I still remember you leaning over the pool table trying to show off your big ‘ol booty to her when you were making shots. ;o) If anyone was upset with you that night, perhaps it was just because you were degrading yourself by carrying on with a chickie who obviously had been around block and back enough times to have every crack in the sidewalk memorized. Hmm, guess you weren’t special enough to warrant a peek at the pharmacy in her purse. Sorry slick!
You actually work for your goals? Since when? I must have missed the memo. Anyways as for your dilemma, Dr.Lisa has the perfect remedy for what ails you. Pick up the phone and contact a certain Mr.Stretch. In five minutes he’ll have you thanking God that the item you refer to slipped through your grasp. If that doesn’t work, because hell has frozen over, and he can actually sympathize with your predicament…well then I guess the next best solution is for us to just let Candy (my new favorite Wren…hehe) kick both ya all in the a** for being so foolish. Hehe!
How is Candy btw? Tell her I said hi and that I’d love to see her when she’s up her visiting. It’d be even better if she left you at home. Haha! Just teasing! Ya know it’s always more fun when you’re around to harass.

4/18/2005 8:00 AM  
Blogger West Coast Mia said...

Hi lis,
Sorry you aren't feeling well. If I was there I would take really good care of you. You take care of yourself and get better. It has been a bad year for getting sick on this end to.

I think you and Mr Lost have a very funny relationship. Sounds like he is a little sad that he missed the La La Lisa ferry. It sounds like he likes what he can't have. But the grass isn't always greener on the other side. But it is neat that you guys have such a great friendship.

Guess what our pool is up to 70. Swimming time is just around the corner. Hopefully within the next couple of weeks we will be out on the Seadoo's again. Erin and Dan took theirs out this past weekend. We were to busy plus the water is still very cold.

So are you guys coming for Christmas??? I really hope so it would be so great to see you guys. Are you still going to meet Carla and Brian in Orlando? I sure wish I could go. I miss you so much.
Lot's of Love, Mia

4/18/2005 12:21 PM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Wow.... Some very interested comments! hahaha

Well Dr. Lisa. While you are normally very adept at picking my brain apart, I don't think your guess was totally on key this time sweetie. I won't say that it was very far off the notch either. But regardless, I'm glad you feel so highly of yourself! hahahaha No worries...your still a sweetheart! However, If I ever do find myself depressed about this, I'll be sure to remember and call Stretch! hahahahahaha Now that's funny!

West Coast Mia seems a bit perplexed by our relationship. lol, not that I can blame her from reading this thread! I'm sure it's quite amusing! lol Actually West Coast, Dr. Lisa and I love to give each other a hard time, but it's all in good fun. She's a sweetie, and I know my life just wouldn’t seem quite normal without her strategically aimed comments and attempts at jesful stab's when she's able.

Ok Lisa....I can't say that I'm not a popular person in general or with women, but I will not lay claim to such a comment either! I'd like to think that I'm much more modest than that. And do remember, that modesty is a virtue rapidly racing towards extinction this day & age. Though I have to admit that it was awfully humorous to see the look on your face the evening we sat at Rubies over drinks. But I did the right thing and introduced you to everyone as well. hahahaha

Oh...and as far as the WV Skeezer chick...please. You have to concede on this subject, despite the joke's that surely you believe me when I say nothing happened with her. At the lowest point in my life, if there is/was such a moment, I still would never embrace, sexual or otherwise, a chic like that....regardless of looks/money/alcohol or anything else. Surely you'll give me some credit. lol ;o)

Oh...and the part about my "big bootie".... hahahahaha You kill me! lol I can't help that I have a nice back-side. I am the way God made me. But thanks for noticing! hahahaha And the Southern Charm....well....that's just something that I was raised with and will always be a part of me. If it lend's to swooning the ladies as you so ingeniously put. Then good!!! ;o) But I must admit, it has always worked to my advantage in being effective, not only with women, but in life in general, as well as in the business environment.

Ok...sheesh, I think this whole post will probably read like a defense column from the local courthouse, but I'm sure it will be interesting reading none the less.

I hope all of you have a wonderful evening! And no worries Lisa. If I decide that I just can't live life without you, I'll be sure to call your better half and plead my case! hahahahaha (teasing).

***Thought for the day!***
Next time you go to a store such as Wal-Mart, Target etc. Grab a pack of chewing gum, walk up to the customer service counter, and proceed to ask if you can place this item on lay-away! ;o) Oh, then e-mail me, because I'd love to hear the outcome! lol

4/19/2005 12:15 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Dirty Dave..I think your blog name speaks for itself- "ok..I'm lost". :)

I think Mia summed it up well when she and I were chatting. Either 1)you're fibbing or 2)you're telling the truth and that makes ya a wanna-be player with a penchant for head games. I say wannabe cause obviously not the slickest of moves. Oooh! Ouch! Haha! Ok, so let's get to the real heart of your issue. If the doctor is supposed to prescribe a remedy- I need all the pertinent facts. Oh, and if you say you were referring to the job situation you are so full of it. :) But I still like ya anyways. I'm use to your nonsense. hehe

4/19/2005 5:08 PM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Sheesh...What flourishing dismay LaLa Lisa can verbally impose in simply attempting to offer some form of a witty response! I would submit, that your mind has run-amuck and your desire is as clear as stars on a cloudless night based on your response. I understand it. I'm either fibbing or telling the truth with further exceptions? Well as you well know of me, the first of the two is not considerable. The second option state's that I may be telling the truth, which make's me a wanna-be player with a penchant for head games. That is also not accurate. I might play in verbiage from time to time, but never a game which involves the heart or feelings of another. So Dr. Lisa, both options are sadly wrong.

However, I will say that if I we're simply attempting some sort of "move" as you so brilliantly put it. I would have been successful, as I am not accustomed to failing.

Now....allow me to tell you, Dr. Lisa, now the process works. If I have the flu, do you need not know where I contracted this bug, or from whom......I think not…….you only require the knowledge in how to treat the problem, which in this case is the situation, not the specifics. Such as the treating the flu, vs. how one might have contracted the flu. Follow? more specifically answer your question. I have found myself in a bit of an odd situation. One that I wonder how to solve. But that situation does not involve you, outside of what I have shared with you in hopes of gaining your "brilliant(haha)" perspective. that all of that's aside. I need a cup of java! I hope your having a wonderful day sweetie.

Thought for the day!
If my rooster laid an egg in your yard....whose egg is it?

4/25/2005 9:20 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Ok, so in an effort to avoid further harassing emails I will respond to your last comment. Oh, and since it is my blog I do get the last word! Haha! And I only need a handful of words for it... b.s., bday card, bday email. That's it. No ego stroking going on here, just good old logic. Logic could be wrong, just like you could really be an in the closet cross dresser. Not likely, but hey anything is possible. :)

I so amuse myself.

4/29/2005 11:25 AM  

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