Monday, July 12, 2004

Will Tigger Kitty one day have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

So I again asked the boyfriend if I could quit working to focus on our kids (5 year old kitty and 13 month doggy) and was again shot down. :o( He apparently feels they do not need constant adult supervision. Sheesh! Ok, so had to take Tigger Kitty to the vet today to have strange eye goop checked out. Picture me running from the car with purse/umbrella in one hand and kitty in carrier in the other during a downpour. Of course rain let up as soon as I got indoors. Tigger K weighed in at a fighting weight of 13lbs. 4oz. No fatty here! He got moved to the mid-weight division. Oh, and I'm proud to say that he has the teeth of a two-year old. So it's confirmed, I need to start marketing my cat for commercials. Anyone got some connections? Haha! It's about time, my two darlings started making their way in this world and helping us support their insatiable appetites. Spent four hours this evening being bombarded with useless mathematical formulas and statistics or as the professor kept calling them "sadistics". He's a strange little man. Alas, it is now almost midnight and I should begin my sleepy time so I'm not a complete crank tomorrow at work.! Lots of stimulating Access torture awaits. :P (Really, I am grateful that I'm gainfully employed.)


Blogger GracieOliv said...

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7/13/2004 8:34 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

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7/13/2004 9:08 AM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

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7/13/2004 10:11 AM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Hhhhmmm.....So you feel that your kitty deserves a star eah? You may consider visiting china if your unsuccessful at having him discovered in the states. See, in China, the level of quality in media is not such that you must be born to a star or win a game show to have an opportunity. You may consider changing his name as well. Tigger Kitty may not demand the respect and admiration he’s looking for.

Of-course, you may also consider having your TK become gay, or at the very least bi-sexual. You’ll find that in Hollywood and the like, his basking opportunities will be much more prevalent if he is willing to please both sides.

And of course, when all else fails. In China, they eat pretty little furry animals such as TK. If he’s not able to find fame in any other manor, he can always offer himself to a local restaurant where he can headline on the Friday night menu. He'll enjoy seeing his name at the top of the restaurant program before he resigns to the chef's quarters for his big début.

My quote for the day:
Every once in a while, a great man is born. But now that I’m here, what shall I do first?

7/13/2004 10:12 AM  
Blogger GracieOliv said...

WHO IS THIS PERSON discussing the consumption of TK?!?!? This better not be mean boyfriend of LaLa Lisa!!!!!!

7/13/2004 10:15 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Mean Person = Jealous Dave. He's just mad because TK has better luck with the ladies than he does. :o) He also has entirely too much time on his hands since he's a slacker gov't worker. He's on his 30th vacation of the year so far and mind you, these are not three or four day trips...try weeks and weeks. I'm convinced he's sleeping with someone high up on the food chain in order to get all this vacation time. And I believe said gov't agency has mostly men at the top, so perhaps Pretty Boy Dave is speaking from experience when he recommends that TK play both sides. Hmmmm??? Love ya

7/13/2004 10:28 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Darn, accidentally deleted a comment. Grr! First Dave, harasses me and now I am being phone stalked by a Field POC who rambles on, and on, and on, and on and constantly calls me about issues and questions that have nothing to do with my actual project. Ahh, such is the life a gov't contractor. We have to work double time to make up for the slacker ways of the likes of the Dave's of the world. Hehehe! That cute mug is only going to get you so far Mr.Dave, cause once you open your mouth it's all downhill! *lol*

7/13/2004 10:38 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

As a tribute to GracieOliv, I'll use some hip lingo-

"Shout out to all my peeps, esp Bethy B whose in the house" and has her own Blogger rants at
I'm sure with her hubby being the crazy loon he is she has plenty of good stories!

Yeah, I'm definitely too old and uncool for hip lingo usage.

7/13/2004 10:41 AM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Ouch. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

Ok. It's not the 30th vacation of the year cutie. It's the 22nd! And I don't need to sleep with anyone at the top. Have you ever heard of the 'ol adage, RHIP? It stands for "Rank Has It's Privileges". Sheesh, I can't help it, that I like to take vacations. It's not as bad as you make it seem. I was only gone for 2 weeks this time.... though as today is my first day back in the office, I'm really thinking I should still be on vacation. I'm thinking about taking one to Alaska next. Maybe, around the end of August.

Oh, and as far as TK. I would never dream of harming the handsome little guy. Just trying to be helpful, that’s all. Hehehehe

And as far as my luck with the ladies. Well… I’ll just say that I’ve never had any trouble. Now….before you beat me to the punch. I have regretted a few particular bad decisions in the past…. But never any trouble in that department to speak of.

:o) I wish TK the best.

And a note to GracieOliv. No worries. I’m not the mean boyfriend. Just a….um…. friend from the past. ;o) Have a wonderful day!

7/13/2004 11:09 AM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Mrs. ND soon to be NDB- Why did you get deleted by a Blog Administrator? Are you saying inappropriate comments again? Hehe! :o)

7/13/2004 1:38 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

Dear Mr. Ok I'm lost, I had no intention of bringing up the fact that your history with the ladies includes getting nice girls good and drunk so that they behave very much unlike themselves and I hesitate to say it- curse and raise their voice. ;o) And then there was the infamous scantily clothed WV brothel reject who every so often would gaze up from her drug induced fog to check out your "assets". Ahh, and the fact that a certain MR. MLW had the courage to shake his lil white boy bootie on the dance floor with me while no one else was out there and yet you hid in a dark corner of a booth. Perhaps you were going through Red Lobster stuffed Mushrooms withdrawal. Haha! Ahh, how boring would life be without you to harass and pick fun of.

7/13/2004 7:29 PM  
Blogger Ok...I'm lost said...

Ok....Ms. LaLa Lisa. If you had no intention of bringing it up...well....then why did you? Hhhmmm?

As far as getting nice girls drunk... Well, this girl, who shall remain un-named, did not get drunk due to my efforts...rather she got drunk because she was interested in me, yet this so called WV brothel reject was getting close to me. was a typical female disaster. Two women interested in one man. And of course, I was innocent! ;o)

Oh...and as far as dancing. I also remember dancing with this un-named girl...and getting rather close to her on the dance floor. And if my memory serves me correctly, it was in the middle of the dance floor. Hard to hide there. :o) And yes....I'm always going through Red Lobster stuffed mushroom withdrawal! hehehe

And I can't help it if certain women want to observe my so called assets. I certainly don't flaunt them. I'm just nice guy who get's swamped with ever desperate attempts of beautiful women. Such as yourself. I mean the beautiful part...not the attempts. ;o) hehehe

You know I luv ya shorty.

7/13/2004 8:35 PM  
Blogger LaLa Lisa said...

I think you should now be called Ok, I'm lost, clueless and have selective memory!

Whatever it takes to keep that every so large ego of your's properly inflated! ;o)

7/13/2004 8:40 PM  

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